HOME BASED HAIRCUTS TO END IN 2013!

It’s official! President Obama has signed the Home Based Haircut Bill into law.  In a move designed to stimulate the economy and spare children the indignity of sitting in a driveway with a bowl on their head, the President felt it was a long overdue.  Many observers however believe it is a power play to lure millions of future voters into the Democratic fold.  Only time will tell.  For now, children are guaranteed to never hear the words, “Just sit still. Now look what you made me do. No one will notice. It’s not that bad. Who looks at hair anyways? In a month no one will even know. They’re not laughing at you. I’m sure they just remembered something funny when they happened to see your haircut. We can always shave it all off. That’s how they wear it in California.”