“It toots no more,” stated nine year Ben Michaels of Colorado Springs. Have sadder words ever been spoken? KoookaBoooka has learned that over 5 million Whoopee Cushions are to be recalled due to quality control issues. Rips around the seams render the cushions useless. Many adults feel that today’s youth are being sold a poor imitation of the beloved gag. Whoopee Cushions were traditionally handed down from older brother to younger brother and so on… Unfortunately today’s cushion provides but mere seconds rather than years of good times and lasting memories. If you have purchased a defective Whoopee Cushion, please return it to the place of purchase for a full refund.