OREOS OR ELSE!

Mice around the country have had it with the gluten free craze sweeping the nation. We caught up with a two year old mouse named Larry Fields III who has been living with his family in a nice home outside of Chicago. The Fields family has lived there for 26 generations. “Here’s the deal,” explained Larry, “we use to eat through the box to get to the food. Now we are better off eating the box.  Where are the sweet, sweet Oreos and Rold Gold Pretzels? If this is not stopped soon we will start picking strategic times to come out and visit, like when you are having an open house or your boss is over for dinner.”  KoookaBoooka believes that the mice do have some valid points, but blackmailing the host family is never a good idea.  Faithful fans, rest assured we will follow all developments, as always.

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