AUTOPSY REVEALS FOUL PLAY!

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This little piggie bought the farm due to blunt force trauma, not old age. Doctors believe that a common claw hammer was the tool used to smash the bank.  KoookaBoooka has learned that many other Piggy Banks have suffered a similar fate. KoookaBoooka urges you to call a locksmith if you are unable to make a withdrawal from your beloved bank and please leave the hammer in the junk drawer where it belongs.

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